Dear GEORGE:
Your secretary is very sexy...
親愛的喬治：
你的秘書非常性感 ……
Dear BILL:
Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you
squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
親愛的比爾：
謝謝！事實上，它是機器人，叫魔尼卡，如果你捏她右胸，他會聽寫。
如果捏她左胸，他會打字。
我可以借你幾天，讓你知道她的功能。
Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE
between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!
第二天，喬治從醫院打電話給比爾，大吼道：「他媽的，你沒告訴我，魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞
是削鉛筆機。