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標題: [趣味] 一封文情並茂的英文信~ [列印本頁]

作者: Y聖 時間: 2006-9-2 08:03 PM 標題: 一封文情並茂的英文信~

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH ！MY GOD ！很有一套喔！

>>>Dear wang litte sister:
>>>From see you one eye, I shit love you.
>>>Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
>>>Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
>>>Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
>>>When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
>>>I think l should introduce myself to you.
>>>I call Li big great. Toyear 25
>>>My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
>>>I am a good man, in a big company work.
>>>I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong bod! y to protect you.
>>>Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
>>>and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
>>>
>>>Like Your people
>>>
>>>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
>>>
>>>沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
>>>
>>>全版如下
>>>
>>>Dear wang litte sister:親愛的王小姐
>>> >From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼
>>>,我便愛上你。
>>>Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
>>>Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
>>>妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶, 我就死去活來?
>>>Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
>>>When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
>>>也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係, 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
>>>I think l should introduce myself to you.
>>>我想應該介紹一下自己。
>>>I call Li big great. Toyear 25
>>>我叫李大偉 ,今年 25(今天是 today,那麼今年就是 toyear.至於偉就翻成 great吧！ )
>>>My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
>>>我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
>>>I am a good man, in a big company work.
>>>我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
>>>I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
>>>我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
>>>Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
>>>and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
>>>請嫁給我吧 ,否則我將削髮為僧 ,找個廟來了此一生。
>>>(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 ,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 ,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

>>>Like Your people
>>>喜歡妳的人

>>>……原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……(汗 ...)