標題: [趣味] 猷太人和中國人做生意 [列印本頁]
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賤賤 時間: 2013-1-2 02:40 PM 標題: 猷太人和中國人做生意
Jews and Chinese doing business
猷太人和中國人做生意
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38
一個中國人跟猶太人買38號的黑色胸罩
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
猶太人以擅於經商聞名，表示黑色胸罩很少、很難找，所以一件要價美金50元。
The Chinese buys 25 pairs.
中國人買了25件
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
幾天後，中國人回來找猶太人，這次他訂了50件。
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
猶太人說這種顏色更加難以取得， 因此一件要價60美金。
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
一個月後，中國人又回來買庫存的50件，這次一件要價75美金。
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese,
please tell me: What do you do with all these black bras?
猶太人不解，何以有這麼大量的黑色胸罩需求，就問中國人：『你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩的呢?』
The Chinese answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.
中國人回答說：『我把每件剪成一半，做成猶太人戴的小帽子，以一頂200美金賣給猶太人。』
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starve 時間: 2013-1-2 02:44 PM
都是奸商
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tetsu46 時間: 2013-1-2 02:45 PM
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MiG29 時間: 2013-1-2 03:14 PM
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士林小班 時間: 2013-1-2 03:25 PM
看來論做生意中國人還是技高一籌啊 !! 
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咖哩雞 時間: 2013-1-2 05:20 PM
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homegi 時間: 2013-1-2 05:45 PM
所以，結論是：中國人比猶太人聰明？
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小咖 時間: 2013-1-2 06:46 PM
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soso2000 時間: 2013-1-2 07:03 PM
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zzzzzz_6000 時間: 2013-1-3 10:00 AM