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標題: [趣味] 我要炒飯各科系說法不同 [列印本頁]

作者: sullivan 時間: 2007-12-20 04:00 PM 標題: 我要炒飯各科系說法不同

中文系：娘子，我們把燈滅了，寬衣解帶，早點休息吧。

數學系：別關燈，否則我無法找到你三點的座標。

化學系：我用我的滴管插入你的試管，看一看能否生成新的化合物。

物理系：根據能量守衡，我們今天晚上的總功率=零。

生化系：妳知嗎?現在正缺這兩個關鍵的觸媒才能啟動"永生難忘"的神經性蛋白質

食品營養系: 讓你嚐嚐高葡萄糖蛋白質的美容食品

法律系:妳..應該成年

生物系:讓我們...交配吧

動物系:我發情了,妳呢

經濟系:你是我的供給,我是你的需求

會計系:讓我看你全身的財務報表是否要調整的

財政系:你該向我繳稅囉

社會行政系:讓我關懷你的生命

造船系:讓我航向你那裡

醫學系:讓我幫你打一針吧?

土木系：可以灌漿了嗎?

資工系男：親愛的，對不起！我當機了...

資管系女: 啊... 是系統資源不足嗎...

航太系: 快~ 倒數五秒... 5,4,3,2,1 (發)射了

作者: yangchiang 時間: 2007-12-20 04:04 PM

作者: yaohsienh 時間: 2007-12-20 04:05 PM

作者: MiG29 時間: 2007-12-20 04:14 PM

笑笑...

作者: love0933151 時間: 2007-12-20 04:23 PM

哈哈......

作者: c.ch 時間: 2007-12-20 04:46 PM

作者: kufon1355 時間: 2007-12-20 05:06 PM

粉棒文章！！！！

作者: 休奈特 時間: 2007-12-20 05:25 PM

好..........棒的文章!!!

作者: 小冰塊 時間: 2007-12-20 05:26 PM

作者: zzzzzz_6000 時間: 2007-12-20 06:02 PM

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作者: Qoo2003 時間: 2007-12-20 06:34 PM

作者: shuhuan 時間: 2007-12-20 06:48 PM

作者: 小尤 時間: 2007-12-20 07:14 PM

作者: evolution406 時間: 2007-12-20 07:16 PM

原帖由 zzzzzz_6000 於 2007-12-20 18

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作者: 許崇豪 時間: 2007-12-20 07:42 PM

有創意唷..

作者: 狂龍爆甩 時間: 2007-12-20 07:43 PM

作者: sparcovip_888 時間: 2007-12-20 07:47 PM

作者: alien 時間: 2007-12-20 09:13 PM

土木系:我現在要施工"全套管基樁"了....

作者: kuo5301 時間: 2007-12-20 09:29 PM

車輛系: 讓我們開始進行活塞往復式運動吧!!.......

作者: Pharaoh 時間: 2007-12-22 01:32 PM

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作者: kyaroto 時間: 2007-12-29 06:15 PM

警告！管內壓力過大, 即將開啟卸壓閥進行卸壓 ...

啥系就不用討論了 ...

作者: t0134771 時間: 2008-1-2 03:57 PM

原帖由 yangchiang 於 2007-12-20 04

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作者: 小猴子 時間: 2008-1-2 10:55 PM

作者: ㄚ儒 時間: 2008-1-3 12:52 PM

原帖由 kyaroto 於 2007-12-29 06:15 PM 發表
警告！管內壓力過大, 即將開啟卸壓閥進行卸壓 ...

啥系就不用討論了 ...